Sunday, December 27, 2009

Lea Poses









Lea is completely afraid of cameras. She shakes uncontrollably when you bring it out and will do anything in her power to be as far away from it as possible. As soon as she hears the beep of the digital focus, she's gone. For Christmas, I got Ian the Canon Powershot SX120 IX with a 10x optical zoom. Look at these pics! Pretty Little Lea. We got you on film baby! These were taken from far enough away that apparently, she didn't mind. In our world, these photos are gold.

15Gs Later

The down payment for the casita got sent via wire yesterday. It's official. Ian is a homeowner! Construction begins next week. Rich has already reserved the laborer's time for the frame and the roof, and the quicker the house gets done, the sooner we can skip town. We celebrated at The Shack with lunch and a beer in the company of our roommate, Cully. Congratulations, my love ... I can't wait for the adventure.

I've broken my surf funk. Despite sparse sessions, I managed to score a couple good waves at Puaena Point last week and just yesterday, even though I didn't get any rides, I made it to the lineup after struggling inside for an eternity. Sometimes just making it out, is accomplishment enough. Yesterday was one of those days.

It's already been a big winter on the North Shore. Christmas Day saw Eddie-size wave heights again. At one point, the bay closed out washing five boards onto shore and sending in half the lineup. The paper said there were 25 rescues and a bunch of assists. Thousands of people drove to the country to watch what they probably missed on the 8th, thus creating the notorious North Shore wave traffic which incidentally, coincided with our Christmas dinner at Alligator Rock. Ian and his family drove up in the thick of it. The beachfront pad where his family and my family spent Christmas, is a mile from the bay. My parents are staying there for the next ten days thanks to our friend Theresa, who needed a cat sitter. It's so close to the water, there is sand on the inside of the windowsills. Dinner was awesome. Ian barbecued a turkey again. Thanksgiving was just the test for what was on Christmas, perfection. Mmmmmm.

And on the technological front, guess what Ian got Melly for Christmas??? An itouch. That's right. I'm back everyone. I have something Apple again. I love you iTouch. And you too, Ian.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Surf Funk

Surf funk sucks balls. I'm in one right now. I can't stay standing to save my life and just the other day, I went head first, over the falls at Lani's and whacked the rail of my board on the back of my calf. What a kooooook! And it was only two feet. I dream of ripping. I dream of barrels and steep drops and sweet cutbacks. I have awful balance by nature. My worst event in gymnastics was the balance beam. When I pop up on a wave, nine times out of ten, I squat. As I'm squatting, I tell myself to stand up. But by then, it's usually too late. My squat kills the momentum and I can't make it around the corner. So, yeah. Stance matters. I'm working on it.

On the pro front, congrats to Taj Burrows who won the third jewel in the Triple Crown, beating Kelly Slater in the finals at Pipeline. Poor Kelly. Second again. Tough run for the Floridian.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

The Van's Greatest Day

There are handfuls of special days in life where the events are so monumental, that you can remember the intricate details of each moment with the wreckless fondness of passionate love. This past weekend has shaped up to be just that. As the Eddie went, so did hearts of the island of Oahu, throbbing with the pulse of the tumultuous ocean as spectators lined the horseshoe bay to witness a historical day in surfing. The 25th annual Eddie Aikau was highly anticipated, highly publicized and in the end, a rivaled competition that came down to the last heat of the day. Chalk one up for Cali boy Greg Long who nixed out Kelly Slater by a mere ten points, to win the event in a stunning finish.



The way the week panned out was perfect. Weather models called for a forty year storm with hopes of unprecedented wave heights. The opening ceremonies for the Eddie came on Thursday night, December 4th. By Sunday, the ocean grew restless. Ian, Jenn Marr, Sees, and myself paddled out to Puaena Point at 4:30 and the shifting had already begun. The point was confused. The mixing of swells and the sucking current gave us high hopes for the next few days. Ian and I had a vision before leaving town on Sunday afternoon. We were going to see the Eddie and we were going to see it from the sickest spot the bay could offer. That was our goal. That was our vision. And ladies and gentlemen .....

We didn't score the spot of our dreams on Sunday night. Waimea Bay has about ten plush parking spots that hand over the best birdseye view you can get. The big waves were coming overnight and George Downing, director of the contest and master swell chart reader, was calling it a fifty percent chance for a Monday morning go, with a greater chance on Tuesday. Ian and I settled for a spot at Three Tables, just north of the bay. We came prepared. A memory foam for the van's bed, four pillows, a sheet and my favorite blanket, a cooler full of rations ranging from marinated chicken breasts to Frosted Flakes and milk, a thirty pack of Coor's Light and our favorite Peppridge Farms Brussel Cookies. The dogs had their own bag; plenty of food, special water dishes, the Chuckit, Lea's Dogtra collar and a lead for constrained roaming. We got kicked out of our spot at midnight due to park hours and rowdy neighbors, and ended up moving just across the street. Mad amounts of people were already hoarding the bike path and the dogs went wild all night. At 6:30am with the noise of the waves pounding the shore, I reached for my phone and called Jenn Marr with the last of the battery remaining. Jenn Marr. Our inside source. Jenn was on the pro-women's bodyboard tour for many years and has an extended history with the surf community on the North Shore. Her baby's daddy is Marvin Foster, a notorious big wave surfer from the 80's with a longtime reputation in the country. She knows all the boys like her brothers and has a direct line to the lifeguard tower at Pipeline. And today, because she was working the event, a direct line to the tower at Waimea. "No go," she said. "Too stormy and too big. Not the right conditions. Eighty-percent chance tomorrow though." With that said, we emerged from the van into straight chaos. Since most of the island thought the contest would go on Monday, most of the island had already arrived. There were people everywhere. The bathrooms were out of toilet paper by nine, and we were left begging for tissue to strangers, in an effort to wipe our asses. Despite the contest not running, there were plenty of waves to be had. We watched from the beach for awhile, then from the cliff, and then headed up to the Pupukea heiau to have lunch and watch some more. When we'd had enough of big wave fun for the day, we drove to Kahuku for shrimp, then to Turtle Bay for a few cocktails and a cutthroat tournament with our friend, D-rock.


In the evening, we watched the waves some more. By then, it was breaking third or fourth reef Log Cabins. We were fortunate to watch the sunset from a beachfront house at Keiki that our friend Anna, manages as a vacation rental. Water was coming all the way up to the seawall and as Puna charged the beach, Anna reminded me of her near-death experience in that very spot, five years ago. In a similar size swell, Puna was almost swept to sea. As the water came rushing up to the wall that day, I grabbed Puna off the ground just as the beach filled with water to our waists. That same day, we watched a guy get ripped off the seawall and sucked down the beach. As we were calling 911, he made it out. Waves on the North Shore can take lives in an instant.


After sunset, we headed for the bay and low and behold, there was one spot open. SCORE. Celebratory beers and totally PSYCHED. We spent some time inching the van back and forth until we had a perfect view of the lineup from bed, then walked to Foodland for some more rations. We had much more sound sleep that night. No partyers. No streetlights. And the dogs didn't make a peep. Ian says it was the greatest night of sleep he's ever had in the van ... probably because deep down inside, even the ole' Volkswagon knew that it was the start of good things to come.


We awoke to the sound of stirring dogs. It was still dark. Ian opened the van door and before us appeared our roommates, Kitri and Mike. The dogs were happy to see them. They had coffee and musubi and posted up in the front seat. As the sun rose, the waves went from black to shadowy gray and the first surfers of the day, paddled out in thin light. We watched from bed. We watched dawn turn to morning and the waves get their blue. For a while, it didn't seem like it was going to be big enough. Again, we called Jenn and she told us that they'd call it after the free surf, around 7:30. We watched some more and kept our fingers crossed. Right at 7:30, the microphone from the bay rang loud and clear: "The Eddie is On!" Oh yeah! The cheers! I still get excited as I write this.


Right around 8am, a man with a camera approached the van. He was obviously digging on our setup (and he wasn't the first ... haha.) Then he announced that he was from the New York Times and, "do you mind it I take your picture?" Well, no, DUH. Of course. We'd love it if you'd take our picture for the chance of making the New York Times. His name was Marco, he asked us a couple of questions, got our names and gave us his email. Well, guess who got their picture in the New York Times online edition the next day? That's right. We did. The link is at the end of this blog.




At 8am the Eddie was on. As the morning progressed, the waves got bigger, and by the final heat, the bay was on the cusp of closing out. We saw everything from gnarly drops to gnarly wipeouts to neck-breaking, closeout barrels. Sick, sick waves, people. Friends stopped by the van. My sister posted up on the roof. Chip came with sixty more Coor's Lights and three packages of hotdogs.



Ian calls it, "the van's greatest day." And really, it was. It was our vision. And damnit, it was perfect. And yes. Yes, I'm going to say it ....


It was all for the love of waves.

This is a special thanks to Jenn Marr, who graciously scored us a very hard-to-get 25th anniversary poster of the event, and who graciously interrupted Kelly Slater in the podium, (who was apparently in the podium because he didn't want to sign autographs), to autograph our poster just seconds before announcing the winner. I will never forget her waving that thing in the air yelling, "Hey Kelly, will you sign my friend's poster?" God, I love that girl. Other signatures were acquired in a team effort, but I will say, I scored Bruce Iron's. (Ian made me ask him) The poster is being framed with a copy of the Times picture below it.

Classic.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Waves

I suppose if a random stranger read this blog, they'd see that the title is "For the Love of Waves," and assume that this blog is about waves. Well, in fact it is. I just haven't written about them yet. If I haven't made myself clear to this point, the reason we're moving to Nicaragua is to surf and live simply. I know it sounds hippie but have no illusions, Ian and I are hippies. Shocking. I know. Sorry babe. I'm done putting words in your mouth. The reason I'm moving to Nicaragua is to surf and live simply. And I'm a hippie. I totally admit it. For Ian, the move is also an investment. I'm just lucky enough to go along for the ride. Some people have career goals in their thirties, other people have babies, I, on the other hand, want to get barreled. Is that wrong?


The best session I've ever had was at Lani's. The best wave I've ever had, or maybe I should say the biggest wave I've ever had, was at Toe's. That day, I was surfing with the boys. Having someone see your biggest wave ever, is almost as much fun as surfing your biggest wave ever. I remember Cully's fist in the air and the hoot from that stranger, just as much as I remember my shaky stance and the speed I felt as I somehow, made it around that corner.



Those are the moments that never leave you.










Here are a couple little vids Ian took of the waves in Nicaragua. Not too shabby ......


Contract

On the Nicaragua front, Ian got the contract yesterday. I don't know why I was surprised that it's written in Spanish.

Seeeeeeeeeeeack.

Today Lea drank ocean water and threw it up in the car. Then she ate it. Then, she threw it up again, and ate it again. Ian described the stench as "old fish tank" and insisted on eating our KFC lunch at KFC because he didn't want to pass food that he's going to eat, through the odor. I didn't want to pass food through the odor either, so we ate two number twos in a booth crumbed with remnants of the kernel's recipe. Later that day, as I was enjoying my mandatory afternoon nap and Ian was cleaning leftover puke from the backseat of my car, I awoke to the feeling of extreme dampness. My immediate assumption was that Puna had pissed herself on our bed and indeed, she had. Right in the middle. Awesome. Sometimes I think this blog should be called "For the Love of Dogs."



And since I haven't talked much about waves yet, maybe I should. Today I had two closeout lefts at Piddley's. It was an "in between" day for me today, which is always a bummer. In between for me on the north shore is usually about four to six feet and means that the spots I normally like to surf when it's two to three feet are too big, and the spots that break two feet when its six to eight feet everywhere else, aren't breaking yet. (i.e. Puaena Point and Freddieland) The boys surfed Hulton's for a while though, and the dogs got to play at Lani's. The north shore is supposed to get super big this weekend and there is already talk of the Eddie. Wouldn't that be nice? I think we're going to camp up there on Sunday.